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Michaela's Play

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"There was a man in our town and he was wonderous wise,
He jumped into a bramble bush, and scratched out both his eyes;
Why do I ask a spider? What does a spider know of beauty? I'll ask the Cat. Cat!!
But when he saw his eyes were out, with all his might and main, he jumped into another bush and scratched'em in again." Ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I want your opinion on this new face powder I've created. I think I've outdone myself. Well?
Spider! I'm calling you, Spider. Drat the creature is never around when he's wanted. Spider !
Grrrrr. Take care you miserable mouser. Take care. I don't suffer insults easily.
Yes, you miserable creepy- crawly! Get in here.
Insolent creature.
What do you mean I haven't been invited? They must of slipped it under the castle door.
What are you doing over there when I'm over here?
Silence! To the castle door. Fetch me back my invitation. What are you waiting for ? Go!
I've told you a million times that I don''t want silky cobwebs. I want gauzy cobwebs. Can't stand silky, love gauzy. Come over here I want your opinion.
That has nothing to do with it. I have my work. My charms and spells. My curses and potions. I need solitude and quiet for that.
I'm waiting.
Silence!
They wouldn't dare not invite me. I am the most powerful witch in the kingdom of Never Nod!
"It's a new face powder I've created for the party at the Royal Palace. It's made of ground beetles and cornstarch. I want to look my best."
Give it to me!Give it to me!
Eh? What's this?
"Let Celebrity Carriage solve your problem. A special promotion designed for witches who have trouble transporting their children to and from school."
Auuuugh! This is no invitation to the party given in honor of the Princess Briar-Rose!!!
So! This is how they treat the most powerful wise woman in the realm. Do they think they'll get away with it?
Good Queen Eleanor and good King Rudolf will regret not inviting me!
Watch.
Well?
How do I look?
Get out! Get out!
I must think of something extra special to repay an extra special insult. Imagine--not inviting Evilina.
It must be wicked and it must be effective. Something unique. Let me think. Hmmm. Hmmm. Hmmmmmmm. I have it!
Just the thing to give as a gift to Princess Briar-Rose. Ha Ha.
"Spindle crackle, claw and bite! An evil curse be my delight." Princess Briar-Rose you are doomed. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

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