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names for marijuana
weed, pot, bud, hash, mary-jane, chronic, grass
christmas gifts for women (that applies here)
-pamper products
-chocolate
-a memerable event
-food
-bath products
-jewelry
-gift basket
-flowers
-wine
-fragrance
pamper products
spa products, oils, get their hair done
chocolate
GODIVA! (or any chocolate for that matter, who doesn't love it?) except that nasty cheap crap...*gag*
memorable event
nice night out, museum, play, dinner make the memory last forever!
food
what better way to a man's heart, then through his stomach?!
bath products
soaps, shampoo, conditioners, salts, scrubbers! *aawww the wonders of a shower/bath*
jewelry
white gold, yellow gold, rose gold, PLATINUM! we're not difficult...
(oh and diamonds, lots and lots of diamonds)
gift basket
aw, these are cute! make sure it has nice baked goods, gourmet coffee, specialty teas, oh, and make sure it's wrapped nicely
flowers
oh, where to begin?! don't be cheap if you're getting flowers get the nice ones, roses, lilies, gorgeous arrangements!!! oh, and maybe one of those cute little cards that has a little message on it
wine
NO CHEAP STUFF, it'll give her a headache, make it a nice Cabernet or Champagne
fragrance
again, don't be a cheapskate, perfumes are expensive but she should be worth it!! make it a nice unoffensive odor and perhaps she'll wear it for you!
medical marijuana
should it be legalized? i think so!
sick people with terminal illnesses
i believe those people deserve to get stoned, since weed only causes real damages long-term, if they already have a terminal illness why not let them feel a little euphoria before they go
catchy?
free the weed
legalize indeed
for people in need!
(sick that is)
OK this is a weird one, the traveling ten commandments.
-thou shalt be prepared
-thou shalt investigate everything fully
-thou shalt not rush and beware of monsters'
-thou needs to consider what to take
-thou shalt look after thine eyes
-thou shalt be aware of that which can hurt thee
-thou shalt take extra stuff
-thou shalt make like a local
-thou shalt eat well and local
-beware that thee not get robbed
-thou will know that commandment ten is the most important
thou shalt be prepared
be prepared, have all necessities (and niceties)
thou shalt investigate everything fully
trust no one, study up on everything and know about your destination
thou shalt not rush and beware of monsters'
give yourself time, be early, it'll cause less stress.
also, beware of "monsters" such as urchins, jellyfish, or mosquitos and other insects that bite/sting
thou needs to consider what to take
hats are good, so is clothing, be prepared for different sorts of weather common to your place of travel
thou shalt look after thine eyes
SUNGLASSES!! (the darker the better) protect your eyeballs from harsh sunrays
thou shalt be aware of that which can hurt thee
coral is a big one if vacationing near the ocean, always be aware of surroundings
thou shalt take extra stuff
water bottle, camera, poncho, and aloe for sunburns!
thou shalt make like a local
learn local customs and adapt, try to pick up the language, be polite
thou shalt eat well and local
don't eat as you would at home, try new things and be adventurous! (fish is good if you're near the coast)
beware that thee not get robbed
security! don't carry obscene amounts of money and don't let someone you don't trust handle it...
thou will know that commandment ten is the most important
ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME!
Iran
Known as Persia until 1935
became an Islamic republic in 1979
Iraq
Formerly part of the Ottoman Empire became an independent kingdom in 1932.
iran and iraq
are not buddies in fact during 1980-88, Iran fought a bloody, indecisive war with Iraq over disputed territory
NEBRASKA FOOTBALL!
football team, for nebraska!! (go figure)
David Horne
nebraska junior running back
David Horne-2
20-year old Omaha native
picked up for:
-minor misrepresenting himself (false ID)
-making a false statement to police
-possession of marijuana.
(he's going to be in some trouble)
Keith "end zone" Jones
my brothers met him!!! (at a lexus dealership) how cool is that?! he played for nebraska
men, now what do THEY want for Christmas??
-consumer electronics
-something unique
-food
-movies
-tickets
-clothing
-chairs
-fragrances
consumer electronics
what fun little gizmo's from radioshack or perhaps the grown up toy store (home depot)
something unique
for the hardworker, get him a nice hammock, or pair of sweat-pants comfort is what he wants
movies
a nice DVD collection (star wars, you can't go wrong)
tickets
if your hubby is a sports fanatic, get him tickets to the next game!
clothing
nice shirts, cute slacks, (no ties!) or perhaps something nice and comfortable.
chairs
a nice lay-Z-boy *aaaawww* now we're talking!
fragrances
make your man smell oh-so-sexy! get him a nice cologne, mmmm'mmmm.
george w. bush
yeah, he got re-elected
marijuana
can be smoked or ingested (taken orally)
Alphonso Jackson
Secretary of the United States Department of Housing and Urban Development
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: " Light bulb Change Accomplished".

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark,

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
MARGARET SPELLINGS
secretary of education
CONDOLEEZZA RICE
Secretary of state
CARLOS GUTIERREZ
Secretary of commerce
DON RUMSFELD
secretary of defense

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