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Surprise Fish


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Dance a ten second Irish jig.
Do it.
Rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time.
Do it.
Cross as many body parts as possible.
Do it.
Spin around ten times fast.
Do it.
Sing a verse from a Disney Song.
Do it.
Tell a joke.
Do it.
Make a bad transcendentalism pun.
Do it.
Say “silk” five times fast. What do cows drink?
Which creature in the morning goes on four feet, at noon on two, and in the evening upon three?
I am greater than God, and more evil than the devil. Poor people have me. Rich people want me. And if you eat me, you'll die. What am I?
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
a towel
I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
a sponge
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
a coffin
A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?
suicide (alternatively, a coup d’etat)
I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
a shadow
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
counterfeit money
Where did the cow go to have fun?
the MOOOOO-vies
What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
What did the blonde call cheerios?
doughnut seeds
How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern?
with a pumpkin patch
Where did the kittens go on the class trip?
to the meow-seum
Try to lick your elbow.
Do it.
Two lithium atoms are in a vacuum. One says, "I think I'm missing an electron." The other one says, "Are you positive?"
What is a “torcano”?
A rare natural disaster in which a tornado descends upon an active volcano and hurls lava.
Flip your chair upside-down and sit like that for the rest of the game.
Do it.
Who is the composer of the ballet "Sleeping Beauty"?
Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky
"Balthazar's Song" is from what play by Shakespeare?
'Much Ado About Nothing'
Untie your friends shoe.
Do it!
Play Duck, Duck, GOOSE for one round.
Do it!
Do something cool.
Do it!

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