Phonics Jokes and Riddles
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Where does a snail go when it breaks the law?
Hint: ai - Snail jail
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What do you call a skinny bird?
Hint: ow - a narrow sparrow
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What kind of rain makes the garden grow?
Hint: er - a flower shower
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What do you call a little hen with a cold?
Hint: ck - a sick chick
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What do you call a lamb that doesn't like to spend money?
Hint: ea, ee - a cheap sheep
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What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hint: ea - Hide and Squeak
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Where do cows go for fun?
Hint: oo - to the moovies
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Where do cows stay when they are on vacation?
Hint: oo - at the mootel
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What did the duck say when it laid a square egg?
Hint: ou - Ouch!
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What happened to the mouse that fell into the bathtub?
Hint: ea - He came out squeaky clean.
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What do bumblebees wear on the beach?
Hint: ee - Bee-kinis
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What do you do with a squeaky mouse?
Hint: oi - Oil it!
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What happened when the owl got a sore throat?
Hint: oo - It didn't give a hoot!
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What did the famous movie star dog do after his big performance?
Hint: ow - Took a bow-wow!
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What runs around all day and then lies under the bed with its tongue hanging out?
Hint: ea - Your sneaker!
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How do bumblebees communicate on their computers?
Hint: ee - By bee-mail!
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What did the pen say to the pencil?
Hint: oi - "So what's your point?"
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Why should you take a pen to the garden?
Hint: ee - So you can weed and write.
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What does Santa do in his garden?
Hint: oe - Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What happened when dinosaurs started driving?
Hint: wr - They had tyrannosaurus wrecks!
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What kind of music did the mummy sing at the party?
Hint: wr - Wrap!
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Who invented spaghetti?
Hint: oo - Someone who used his noodle!
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What did King Arthur wear to bed?
Hint: kn - His knight-y!
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How does Ursula keep her underwater cave clean?
Hint: ai - She hires mer-maids.
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What has hands, but never washes them?
Hint: ck - A clock.
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What has teeth but can't bite?
Hint: mb - A comb.