LEARNING MY THEATER LINES

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Well, hello.: Hallo!
Hallo: I do hope we're not late.
Oh yeas. Cecily and Gwendolyn...er...eer...don't tell me...robin?...no, no.... cardinal?: Wrong both times it's pigeon!
Pigeon.Right.Cecily and Gwendolnn Pigeon.: You don't spell it like walter pigeon. You spell it like coo coo pigeon
how do u do: How d'yew dew
this is ever so nice isn't gwen?: Lovely, and much nicer than our flat. Do you have help?
Well...isn't this nice i was telling felix yesterdfay about how we happened to meet: oh? who's felic?
he is!: oh yes of couse. i'm so sorry
What did?: Stuck in the elevator again.
no kidding what happened?: nothing much i'm afraid
And ever soo much cooler than our place: It's like equatorial africa on our side of the building
er..i'm working on it: actually it's impossib;e to get a night's sleep. Cec and I really don't know what to do.
Why don't you sleep with an airconditioner?: we haven't got one
I know but we have.: Oh you! I told you about that one didn't i cec!
They say it may rain on friday: oh?
aLTHOUGH sometimes it gets hotter after it rains: yes, it does doesn't it?
wouldn't you girls?: Well, I wouldn't put up a struggle.
Oh...a double vodka: Cecily not before dinner
A small double codka! and for the beautiful mother hen?: Oh i'd like something cool. I think I would like to have a double drambuie with some crushed ice....unless you don't have the crushed ice
FROM ENGLAND: YES THAT'S RIGHT
HE LIVES IN BUFFALO. THAT'S UPSTATE IN NEW YORK.: YES WE KNOW.
YOU KNOW MY BROTHER?: NO WE KNOW THAT BUFFALO IS UPSTATE IN NEW YORK
UH HUH JUST VISITING?: NO WE LIVE HERE!
YES WE'RE SECRETARIES FOR SLENDERAMA: YOU KNOW THE HEALTH CLUB
PEOPLE BRING US THEIR BODIES AND WE DO WONDERFUL THINGS WITH THEM.: ACTUALLY IF YOU'RE INTERESTIED WE CAN GET YOU TEN PERCENT OFF.
OH! FASCINATEING!: WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS FROM?
FROM THE NEWS: OH, YES OF COURSE, SILLY ME...
WELL IF YOU DO SOMETHING SPECTACULAR, MAYBE I WILL.: OH, WE'VE DONE SPECTACULAR THINGS BUT I DON'T THINK WE'D WANT IT SPREAD ALL OVER THE TELLY DO YOU GWEN?
IT'S SUCH A LARGE APARTMENT, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO SHOUT.: JUST YOU TWO BACHES LIVE HERE?
OH SMALL WORL. WE'VE CUT THE DINGY LOOSE TOO AS THEY SAY.: Well you couldn't HAVE A BETTER MATHED FOURSOME COULD YOU?
NO, I SUPPOSE NOT.: ALTHOUGH TECHNICALLY, I'M A WIDOW. I WAS DIVORCING MY HUSBAND BUT HE DIED BEFORE THE FINAL PAPERS CAMER THROUGH
I'M ALFULLY SORRY. IT'S A TERRIBLE THING ISN'T IT?DIVORCE.: IT CAN BE...IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE RIGHT SOLICITOR.
YES IT CAN BE AN AWFUL BOTHER.: BUT OF COUSRSE, THAT'S ALL WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE NOW, EH?...ER...I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, BUT I THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN YOUR NAME.
FELIX: OH YES. FELIX
LIKE THE CAT.: WELL THE PIGEONS WILL HAVE TO BE AWARE OF THE CAT WON'T THEY?
THEY LIVE WITH THEIR MOTHER: I IMAGINE YOU MUST MISS THEM TERRIBLY
WHENEVER I'M NOT THERE. IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL SO EARLY, I'D GO OVER AND MAKE THEM BREAKFAST. THEY LOVE MY FRENCH TOAST.: YOU'RE CERTAINLY A DEVOTED FATEHER
NO, SHE'S THE MOTHER. MY WIFE.: THE ONE YOU'RE DIVORCING?
I KNOW. I KNOW. THAT'S HER FRANCES.: OH, SHE'S PRETTY. ISN'T SHE PRETTY CECY?
THANK YOU.ISN'T THIS NICE?: THERE'S NO ONE IN THE PICTURE.
I KNOW IT'S A PICTURE OF OUR LIVING ROOM WE HAD A BEAUTIFUL APARTMENT: OH YES.PRETTY. VERY PRETTY
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME POTATO CHIPS?: YOU MUSTN'T BE ASHAMED. I THINK IT'S A RARE QUALITY IN A MAN TO BE ABLE TO CRY.
YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT WORSE.: IT'S SO REFRESHING TO HEAR A MAN SPEAK SO HIGHLY OF THE WOMAN HE'S DIVORCING!...OH DEAR. NOW YOU'VE GOT ME THINKING ABOUT POOR SYDNEY.
OH GWEEN PLEASE DON'T: IT WAS A GOOD MARRIAGE AT FIRST. EVERYONE SAID SO. DIDN'T THEY CECILY? NOT LIKE YOU AND GEORGE.
ISN'T THIS RIDICULOUS?: I DON'T KNOW WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON. I WAS FEELING SO GOOD A FEW MINUTES AGO.
JUST LET IT POUR OUT. IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL MUCH BETTER. I ALWAYS DO.: OH DEAR, OH DEAR, OH DEAR
HE'S A WALKING SOAP OPERA: I THINK HE'S THE DEAREST THING I'VE EVER MET.
LEAVE IT ALONE!: FELIX CAN WE LOOK AT IT?
A WONDERFUL IDEA.: I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA. WHY DON'T WE JUST MAKE POT LUCK IN THE KITCHEN?
THAT'S THE BEST IDEA I EVER HEARD.: OF COURSE IT'S AWFULLY HOT UP THERE. YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR JACKETS.
CAN'T YOU MAKE IT FOUR? I'M SUDDENLY STARVING TO DEATH.: DON'T FORGET THE WINE.
AND A CORKSCREW: AND FELIX.
TA TA!: TA TA!

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